Expectant mothers: When giving birth, the doctor can do whatever it takes, even if she is the wife of an important person, she must take off her clothes and lie on the delivery bed obediently, allowing others to ravage her. How embarrassing is it to have your private parts exposed for a long time?
If you do not take off your clothes during delivery, the doctor will not be able to perform all operations and the baby will not be delivered smoothly. As a mother, your first consideration should be the safety of your baby, and you should temporarily sacrifice yourself when necessary. When giving birth, you should have a correct attitude. Don\’t feel that you are being insulted, and don\’t think of the doctor as a pervert. In fact, they are the angels who helped bring your baby to earth.
Embarrassing 2: You will be checked anally
Expectant mothers: Before entering the delivery room, the nurse always likes to pinch our buttholes. Although they are usually very gentle, they are so cruel when picking their buttholes, which made me tremble in pain. I wonder why you love to pick up smelly and dirty places so much, and you still pick them up every few minutes!
The purpose of prenatal anal examination is to understand the dilation of the cervix so as to determine the accurate time to enter the delivery room. Generally it needs to be expanded to more than ten centimeters. The reason why nurses perform repeated anal examinations is to more accurately understand the position of the fetus. Many expectant mothers require that the cervix be dilated to two or three fingers before entering the delivery room. In fact, this is not beneficial. Having family with you in the waiting room is much more convenient than being in the delivery room.
Embarrassment 3: Your pubic hair will be shaved
Expectant mothers: During delivery, all hair on the lower body should be shaved. It was better to shave my hair myself, but it happened that a stranger I had never met shaved my hair for me. When shaving, you may still wonder: Why is this person so \”thick\”? It’s so embarrassing!
The process of shaving your pubic hair during childbirth is called perineal preparation. After removing the pubic hair, it is convenient for the doctor to sterilize and suture the perineal wound of the expectant mother. Moreover, bacteria can easily breed in the pubic hair, and the fetus may be infected when passing through the perineum, causing disease. Therefore, skin preparation is beneficial to both the mother-to-be and the fetus. In addition, removing pubic hair helps clean the perineum and is a good hygiene habit.
Embarrassment 4: You will be catheterized
Expectant mothers: usually go to the toilet to urinate, and flush it immediately after peeing, for fear that others will see it. But now, I endured the labor pain, opened my thighs, and let someone insert a tube. The urine that came out was collected and \”watched\” by all the doctors. If you don\’t think it\’s dirty, I\’ll be embarrassed!
Doctors will insert a catheter for expectant mothers who give birth naturally, because during the delivery process, the expectant mother\’s bladder is compressed and temporarily loses its function, but it cannot recover in time and cannot urinate in time. However, after childbirth, there is a lot of excess water in the body that needs to be excreted. Excess fluid can be harmful to a new mother\’s health if a urinary catheter is not inserted, which is done to help the new mother urinate in a timely manner.
Embarrassing 5: Maybe a male doctor delivered the baby
Expectant mothers: Why are there all male doctors in the delivery room? Where have all the female doctors gone? In this world, II just want my husband to see the most “real” me. But you, a stinky man who appears out of nowhere, can enjoy the same privileges as my husband. Don\’t you know I would be embarrassed if I lay naked in front of you for so long?
In fact, male obstetricians and gynecologists also have their own hidden secrets. To be honest, even my husband might not be able to bear the bloody scene of childbirth. They had to endure this disgusting blood day after day. Moreover, compared with female doctors, they are stronger and calmer when dealing with emergencies, which helps the delivery go smoothly.
Embarrassment 6: You will be incontinent
Expectant mother: When giving birth, I pushed hard and I pooped onto the delivery bed! Not just once, but several times before and after. The doctor initially said it was fine and normal. As a result, after doing it so many times…the doctor estimated that half of my face was blackened. What was even more depressing was that when the daughter came out, she dragged the doctor all over her body. Finally the doctor said, \”How do you two pull so well?\”
After an epidural is given during labor, the sphincter muscles near the anus are paralyzed and bowel control is weakened. You will also have peristalsis, which is a bowel movement, in the birthing bed. However, doctors are very objective about this matter. They believe that this is just the normal movement of human organs. As the baby\’s head passes through the birth canal, the rectum becomes smooth and its contents are pushed out.
Embarrassment 7: You will be given an enema
Expectant mother: When we gave birth, the doctor insisted on inserting a tube into our butthole and fiddled with it several times. At that time, I really wanted to scold them. Why didn\’t they let me defecate easily and forced me to come out? Also, have you ever thought about how I feel? I let you play with my ass and it was so uncomfortable. How indecent! Thanks to those who read so much to figure it out!
Pregnant mothers often have constipation problems. Constipation often causes stool to accumulate in the intestines. The sigmoid colon is located on the upper left side of the minor pelvis. Due to the accumulation of large amounts of feces in the intestines, it often affects the smooth descent and internal rotation of the fetal head during delivery, hindering the progress of labor. progress. Therefore, an enema should be performed during labor to remove feces from the intestines and reduce birth canal resistance.
Embarrassing 8: You will get a vulvotomy
Expectant mother: Giving birth is painful enough, but you also have to operate on my most precious place. Do you know how much effort I put into protecting it? I worked hard to protect it for twenty or thirty years, but you destroyed it so easily. Don’t you know how important this is to us women?
When the fetal head, which is about 10 centimeters in diameter, is delivered, without the help of a midwife to protect the perineum, many new mothers will suffer varying degrees of perineal tears. There are many postpartum sequelae. If the episiotomy can be performed in time, there will be no sequelae and it will be beneficial to both the new mother and the baby.
Embarrassment 9: You will yell and have no image
Expectant mother: Giving birth is probably the craziest time in our lives, the most screaming timeMany times, she speaks the meanest words and blurts out everything. She even scolded her husband to die early because he got us pregnant. When I woke up, I almost wanted to flush this memory down the toilet.
You can also blame these crazy behaviors on hormonal changes in your body: During labor, estrogen and progesterone levels undergo some changes, roughly in the same pattern as pre-menstrual hormone changes, so your reactions will be similar to those of menstrual hormones. The reactions were similar. PMS is very similar. If you do act crazy, don\’t beat yourself up. Doctors and nurses are used to these screaming mothers.