I’m embarrassed to say I’ve taken care of children without any poop on my hands.

The cover picture comes from the picture book \”Who\’s Hmm on My Head\” (Germany) Ebruch. In the picture, my son had just been born that year. My friend was on a self-driving trip with a map in hand. Along with the picture, he also posted a paragraph on WeChat Moments: Freedom is like the wind, brothers, do you still remember the agreement we made back then? I replied: Good brother! Then he asked me what I was doing? I said that I was also looking at the picture and was on the road to becoming a father. Then he put the diapers he had taken off his son\’s butt into a bag. \”Yes, today\’s poop is golden and neither dry nor wet.\” Since becoming parents, my wife and I have this super power. Every time our son poops, we must take a close look. Because this is so important. I remember one time, I fed my son a new type of multigrain food. As a result, he didn\’t poop for two or three days. One night, my son was crying. We gave him a pee, but unexpectedly the little guy struggled to urinate. Then bits of black cake rolled out. That time, we were a little panicked. What should I do if I see such shit for the first time? Will you get sick? Fortunately, everything was fine with the child the next day, and I felt relieved. When we talk about how difficult it is for parents to raise children. The most frequently said sentence is probably \”I\’ll make you big with shit and piss, how easy is it!\” When I was a teenager, I imagined the picture in my head and thought it was nothing! Is it difficult to poop and pee? After becoming a parent, I realized that this is really difficult. It can even become a mark of raising children yourself. I\’m embarrassed to say that I have taken care of children without getting any poop on my hands. I remember one time, several mothers were playing with their children at the gate of the community. I also took my son to sunbathe. A mother suddenly became nervous, \”Oh, I pooped!\” \”How did you know?\” a father asked. \”I can smell it. After becoming a mother, my nose is the best at smelling this.\” Then she pulled open the child\’s diaper with her hands and took a look. \”Oh my God, there are so many!\” She was also frightened. We were also frightened. Because she also had yellow stuff stuck to her fingers. But she naturally wiped it with paper. Then he went back with the baby in his arms. Because in this case, it needs to be washed with water, paper will not work. If you\’re careful, you may not end up with poop on your hands very often. But it often happens when my hands are peed on. I remember one time when my son fell ill and had a high fever, we rushed to the emergency room. As soon as I got off the bus, my son peed in my arms. Because he was so confused from the fever, the little guy didn\’t know yet. But my coat was already dripping with water. He wiped it casually with his hands, then hugged his son tightly and hurried to the emergency room. Now that I think of it, my heart feels sweet. We watched the children smile and pinched their little faces, which were smooth and elastic. The little hands holding them were chubby. Cute, right! Definitely cute! And behind the cuteness is the full love of parents. There are countless days and nights of hard work and effort. Now, my son is in kindergarten. I have long been able to go to the toilet and wipe my butt by myself. But whether he could wipe it clean was another matter. Every time we ask him to wash his butt, we ask him if he has wiped it clean? The little guy always said categorically that he had wiped it clean. But pull down his pants and take a look. There is always some residue stuck to the shorts. Then scrub him. put the towelPut it in the basin, then pick it up and scrub it. Then what? Then the towels need to be washed! Well, you have poop on your hands again. Sometimes, I joke with my wife that we are all shit watchers. Think about it! When children are young, we observe their babies to see how they are digesting. This is simply a barometer of a child’s stomach. Don’t think that when your children grow up, you should stop doing this. Even if the child goes to kindergarten. We always look at several indicators to see what we are doing! How many bowls of rice have you eaten? Did you poop? If the child hasn’t pooped for a few days! I felt gloomy again. Think of ways to drink more water and eat more fruits. well! What to do! If your child says he has an upset stomach. That will definitely tell the child who has just finished defecating not to flush, but to wait for me to observe first. In our family, only our son feels uncomfortable in his stomach. After he finished defecating, he would ask me, a senior shit observer, to come over. Then anxiously awaiting my conclusion. Maybe when the children can really take care of themselves, we can relax. For example, children who have reached teenage years must not worry about poop and urine. But there are many other problems coming one after another! As a parent, how can you not worry about your life? Especially mothers, who basically do all the work of cleaning butts and watching poop. It’s not easy to think about. Why do you become so fond of your child\’s poop and urine after becoming a parent? As a senior shit observer, I think there is a lot of knowledge here. I remember watching movies before, and the wizards of primitive tribes used to make one person get close to another person. One of them must be allowed to hold something belonging to the other person and touch it first. There should be some kind of mysterious power in this. And many animals will pee on their babies to know that they are their babies. Because it has its own flavor. Many mothers ask me, how can we make our children closer to their father? Of course it\’s not about throwing the child\’s feces and urine on the father. However, you can start by asking the father to change the child\’s diaper. Because after getting a little bit of poop cake, dad will understand mom’s difficulties and share more of the burden. And if the father makes the child’s little butt dry and comfortable, of course the child will be happy! In many families, the mother does all the trivial things for the children. I was still washing my children\’s clothes and socks by hand late at night. Clean up the children\’s toys and prepare things for the children to go to school. Also nagging the children to wash themselves. Then there are bedtime stories and the most difficult part of sleeping with you. …So, my mother is always like a top, nagging and busy. As for dad, when he is in a good mood, he plays with his children. When a child is cute, call him baby. Ask the child to call mother when he cries. There is a saying that goes, \”The years are quiet, just because someone is carrying the burden for you.\” There is so much helplessness behind it! I hope that \”the years will be peaceful and you can accompany her to move forward together.\” This sentence is sent to all dads. Because having your child\’s poop on your hands will make your child feel your closeness. And only those who have personally taken care of children will know: What exactly does it mean to poop and pee? This is actually a kind of love. It is a kind of companionship. It is also an intimate connection. As a senior shit viewer, I am proud of myself.