The monologue at the beginning
I am a pregnant woman. During pregnancy, I always want to give my baby the best education so that he can feel the beauty of the world in his mother\’s belly. So, I started to do prenatal education. Not only did I read and listen to music, but I also made up some humorous prenatal education stories to make my baby laugh out loud in my belly. Below I will share with you some humorous prenatal education stories that I have collected.
Birth of baby
There was a pregnant woman who gave birth to a son. She wanted to have fun in the delivery room, so she joked with her husband: \”Am I a bit like the heroine in the movie?\” The husband shook his head and said, \”The only difference is that she is Actor, you are a supporting role, but you are the heroine in my heart.\” After saying that, the two couldn\’t help laughing, and the pregnant woman almost gave birth to her baby.
A couple learned during a prenatal check-up that they would be giving birth to twins and ran home excitedly to tell their family. Unexpectedly, the news spread throughout the streets and alleys immediately. The next day, they went to the hospital and found everyone congratulating them on having two children. The couple smiled helplessly and said, \”We only have one child. Maybe the news was wrong.\”
Baby’s skin
A pregnant woman was nine months pregnant and was exhausted, so she dragged her heavy body to prepare a bed for her son. Just as they were getting ready, an employee suddenly knocked on the door: \”Hello, how can I help you?\” The pregnant woman was stunned and replied: \”I am preparing a bed for my son.\” The employee glanced at the pregnant woman\’s belly doubtfully: \”Are you sure it\’s still your son?\” The pregnant woman was shocked. It turned out that her skin was so dark during pregnancy that it was impossible to tell her gender.
There was also a pregnant woman who had a particularly deep line on her belly. She was very confused and asked the doctor what was going on. The doctor thought for a moment and told her: \”It should be your child who scratched your belly.\” The pregnant woman was puzzled and asked: \”How did he do it?\” The doctor smiled: \”He scratched your belly with his little finger.\” Your belly.\”
Baby’s sense of taste
A couple gave birth to a baby. In order to stimulate the baby\’s sense of taste, they put a lemon slice on the baby\’s mouth. Unexpectedly, as soon as the child ate it, he vomited it out in displeasure. The couple was puzzled, so they tasted it and found that the lemon slices were very sour, so they replaced them with banana slices. However, the child swallowed two slices as if he had eaten something good.
A pregnant woman likes spicy food very much and puts a lot of chili peppers in her rice every day. As a result, after the child was born, she discovered that the child particularly liked spicy food, and even some peppers that ordinary people could not eat would be put in his mouth directly and chewed slowly.
Baby’s alternative thinking
A pregnant woman loved to eat noodles. Once, she sang a song while eating noodles. After a while, the child started kicking her in the stomach. The pregnant woman was very curious and asked the doctor why the fetus responded so quickly. The doctor told her: \”He probably thought you were singing a noodle song.\”
There was another family eating fruit. When the child saw his mother eating strawberries, he said to his mother: \”Mom, strawberries are a fruit that dogs like to eat.\” The whole family was amused by the child.I didn’t expect that children’s thinking is incredible.
Summary
Although these humorous prenatal education stories are all simple stories, behind them are interesting parent-child moments. Pregnant women can use humor to make their babies feel happy in the belly and strengthen the relationship between mother and child. At the same time, it can also help children develop unique thinking and taste. Coupled with the mother\’s careful care, these babies will surely become healthier, cuter and smarter.
