Can’t kindergarten children understand \”Wolf Warrior 2\”? This mother’s explanation is so funny

The recent movie \”Wolf Warriors 2\” is so popular that Nuo Xi\’s mother took her two children to the cinema to watch it twice. Xiao Nuo, a classmate who is under 5 years old, is short and can only sit on her mother\’s lap. From the beginning to the end of the whole movie, Xiao Nuo transformed into \”One Hundred Thousand Whys\” and kept asking in my ears why this and why that. In order for her to understand better, I worked hard. Xiaonuo: Why did they fight? Mom: This is like a big family where there is already one head of the family, and another person also wants to be the head of the family, so we have to fight. Xiaonuo: Who is the good guy and who is the bad guy between those who wear red scarves and those who don’t? Mom: As long as you don’t hit the Chinese, it doesn’t matter who is the good guy. The one who hits the Chinese is the bad guy. Xiaonuo: Why did he say it would be safe if he went to the consulate? Mom: The consulate is like a guest room where the host gives us a room when we are guests at someone else’s house. The hosts started fighting in the living room and dining room, throwing plates and stools. We had to hide in the guest room quickly to avoid being hit by them accidentally. Xiaonuo: Why did he say not to kill Chinese people? Mom: Chinese people are just guests in their homes. Just like if you go to someone else\’s home, of course you can\’t hit the host if they fight, otherwise I will rush over and beat them. Xiaonuo: Why do you have to take a boat after arriving at the consulate? Mom: This family fights too savagely, and the guest room is not safe. It’s better to take a boat home. Xiao Nuo: Why did this PLA uncle (Chinese commander) say that troops could not be sent? Mom: Others are fighting and they can’t hit us. Of course we can’t hit them. Xiao Nuo: Why did Leng Feng hit them? Mom: Leng Feng is also a guest there, just like your sister is visiting with you, and the master hits you in a fight. In order to protect you, your sister had to fight with the master. Xiaonuo: Why do these mercenaries who don’t wear red scarves fight together with those who wear red scarves? Mom: They are helpers invited by the Red Scarf Army. Xiaonuo: Why did he say that the plane only picks up Chinese people? Mom: The plane was sent by the Chinese, so of course they would be picked up. Just like if I was sent to pick them up, of course I would pick up you and my sister first. Xiaonuo: Why did Leng Feng make a video of the fight? Mom: He wants to send the video home and tell his mother – they beat me, come and beat them to death!

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