Shocking, the new way the post-10 generation manipulates their parents

As the countdown to the end of term begins recently, Hamburg has become extremely busy. Don\’t get me wrong, I\’m not only very busy with my studies, but I\’m also busy going to stationery stores to buy various things. When I come home from school every day, my son either says that he has lost his homework book or used up his drawing book, or that he has run out of correction tape or his ruler is broken and he needs to buy a new one. . . In short, there are all kinds of reasons that I can\’t refuse. So Lao Xu took him to a nearby stationery store on a small electric donkey, where he stayed for more than half an hour. Every time his son buys stationery, he always asks Lao Xu to buy him various Ultraman peripherals. (I reasonably suspect that this is the real purpose) After returning home, I spent about ten minutes tinkering with Ultraman peripherals. It was really busy. I am particularly dissatisfied with Lao Xu: You will buy whatever your son wants? ! But Lao Xu said plausibly: Studying is so hard, just get used to it in life. Ha~ In a few years, when I’m a teenager and I ask you for sneakers worth several thousand dollars, and when I’m an adult I ask you for a sports car, and you buy them for me? ! You are noble and great now, let me see what you will do in the future~ Last night, when my son got home, he started complaining: Today\’s homework is probably going to be done very late, there is a composition! Mom, do you know? There is a composition! ! I looked disdainful: Isn’t the essay drafted and revised in advance? You can just copy it. What’s so difficult about it? Seeing that I had fallen into his trap, my son pretended to be pitiful: But I have run out of composition books. Mom, please find another one for me. Me: Where can I find it for you? Son: Then go to the stationery store and buy a copy. Okay, okay, it turns out it was left here waiting for me. When my son came back from replenishing supplies at the stationery store, the first thing he did was squat in front of his treasure box and carefully put away his newly purchased Ultraman eraser. Maybe he felt a slight chill on the back of his head, so he turned around and saw me standing behind him, holding a spatula, hands on hips, and a serious expression. My son smiled awkwardly and said to me: Mom, thank you for your hard work. I will copy the composition right away. As he spoke, his son ran to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and began to search for all the edible things in it. While searching, he defended himself: Copying compositions is physical work! I\’ll eat something to replenish myself first. I suppressed my anger and said: Eat something to make up for it. How can I make up for it with the spatula in my hand? Are you right? ! When the son saw this, he ran back to his study table. Seeing my son sitting at the study table, I held back the words I told him, because if I said: copy it quickly, try to go to bed early tonight. Then this article will take at least 1 hour to copy. If I say: copy it quickly, I will show you the video for a few minutes when it is finished. Then this article can be copied in about 40 minutes. Yes, the speed at which he copies the essay depends on what he does after he has finished copying it. So, does the child understand that learning is for himself? He doesn\’t understand! Besides, what temptation can sleep have on children? He only feels sleepy when he is doing his homework. Once he finishes his homework, he feels that he has the superpower of not sleeping. If his mother doesn\’t care, he can read magazines and play with the iPad all night. , play games all night. The essay my son wrote yesterday was \”My Self-Portrait\”. As soon as he copied two sentences, he stopped writing, turned on the front camera of his iPad, and asked Lao Xu who happened to be passing by with a serious face: Dad, my eyesSmall? Lao Xu held up his son\’s face, admired it deeply, and said: The eyes are not small! The son was thoughtful: Then why did the teacher change the big eyes I originally wrote to small eyes? I was laughing with tears in my eyes. My narcissistic son, who usually lost himself completely amidst his father’s compliments, even wrote his small eyes into big, round eyes in his composition. Eye. I held back my laughter and said to my son: Then just follow what the teacher changed for you. Your eyes are indeed not big eyes. If you write big eyes, you are suspected of fraud. Damn it! After listening to my words, my son was very serious. He retorted to me: Dad is the one with small eyes, I am obviously the one with bright eyes. . . Eye? ? ! ! I don’t know how long it took, but I was in the house when I heard the sound of a video coming from outside. While I was scolding Lao Xu for not knowing how to count and just playing with his cell phone, he actually dared to play a foreign voice! ! But when I went out, I saw that Lao Xu, who was so confused by me, was writing a paper, while my son was sitting on the sofa holding his iPad. Me: Have you finished writing the lesson? Son: Ang! Me: Just read it on the iPad after you finish writing? Son: Yes! Me: Why are you so not afraid of anger? The son patted his chest: I will be lenient if I confess, but strict if I resist. Celebrities don’t do secretive things. I am an open-minded person. Um~ Is this another new way to manipulate your parents? Using honesty as a shield? ! Is this a scolding or not? Sigh~ I have to say, having a son is great. It can regulate my thyroid and breast glands, and it will be an epic help for me to leave this beautiful world~