The child’s divine logic makes parents dumbfounded

When talking to a child, you can never guess what he will say next. Their amazing logic can leave parents speechless and make them cry or laugh every minute. 1. \”I am a child, not a fool.\” The mother said: \”Someone said that as long as you admit that you are ugly, I will give you 500 yuan immediately. Will you admit it?\” The child immediately replied: \”I am ugly. You look ugly, I look ugly!\” \”I admitted it three times, please pay 1,500 yuan, I am a child, not a fool.\” The child\’s little head was spinning very fast, and the profit immediately tripled. 2. \”When you die, it will all be mine.\” The mother bought another beautiful dress, wore it and admired it in front of the mirror, and also Hoping to get approval from others, he asked the daughter next to him: \”How does this dress look like, Mom? Does it look good?\” But the daughter answered the question inappropriately: \”Mom, Dad said that when you die, everything in the house will be mine. When will you Are you going to die?\” It seems that this dress is good-looking enough in the child\’s mind. She wants to inherit the inheritance, and the child is impatient. CCTV recommends more than 500 high-scoring documentaries. The children are addicted to self-discipline after watching the pattern. 3. The mother has a bad temper, and it is all the fault of the father. The father and son complained: \”Your mother is too bad-tempered. She quarreled with others outside today.\” What do you think this is?\” The son stared at his big round eyes and said, \”You are used to my mother\’s bad temper. She only quarrels with others and doesn\’t take action. It\’s already very good. Don\’t she often beat you at home? \”Dad: \”Yes, you only hit me and not others?\” Son: \”My mother is very smart. It\’s okay to hit you. But if you hit others, why don\’t you spend money?\” The child analyzed it too thoroughly, and the mother really took action. They are very measured and know how to treat different people differently. It is estimated that the two men have never dared to express their anger at home, and they only express their feelings when their mother is not at home. 4. My father wanted to have three palaces and six courtyards, and his son made him the eunuch. The father said: \”Son, you see, it\’s too difficult for this old man now. He is ordered around by his wife every day, and it\’s like something.\” Son: \”That\’s right. Lai ancestors, they have enjoyed all their blessings. Look at how wonderful it is that people in ancient times had three wives and four concubines! Dad: \”Your father, I was born in the wrong era. If I were born in ancient times, what would happen to the palace?\” , Sannomiya and Sixth Academy, why don’t they all obey my command? Son: \”Dad, if you were born in ancient times and commanded the palace, then you would be the chief eunuch of the palace. Except the emperor, everyone would listen to you…\” After hearing this, the father was dumbfounded and speechless… 5. Daughter Composition: \”My Mother\” The daughter\’s composition reads: \”My mother looks ugly at first glance, but she looks even uglier upon closer inspection. She is creative and has courage to live…\” My mother was furious: \”Am I so miserable in your heart? You don’t need to eat today’s dinner. Just face the wall and think about the past. \”The daughter raised the pencil in her hand and put it on the top of her head, and then started to say with a small mouth: \”My mother is very beautiful, very kind-hearted, and has a gentle and generous personality…\” The mother said doubtfully: \”This time It\’s fair to say, why are you holding the pencil above your head? Daughter: \”I use it as a lightning rod.\”, I\’m afraid I\’ll be struck by lightning if I tell lies. 6. The family version of \”Journey to the West\”, the father was speechless and his son said: \”My family is like a \”Journey to the West\”, my mother is like Tang Monk, protected by everyone at home; my grandparents are Monk Sha, who The family pays silently, never saying a word. My brother and I are like Sun Wukong, we have a bumpy journey and are not afraid of hardships, but many times it is still thankless. Dad is like Zhu Bajie, useless, lazy to eat, not fond of moving, and as they say, his nose runs into his mouth – he eats ready-made food. The most important thing is that he might be seduced by a goblin one day… \”My child, please run faster, your father is already on the road with a feather duster. 7. Mom and Dad are desperately urging the marriage, look at the child He responded to his father in a fancy way: \”The New Year is over. You should stay away from the dining table, wine table, and mahjong table. Whether it is online dating, long-distance love, or sister-brother love, you should practice it quickly…\” Daughter: \”Then Even if I\’m in love, I still want to find someone handsome? Look, are there any handsome guys around? Dad: \”What\’s the use of being handsome? Can you look good when you eat?\” No need to spend money? Daughter: \”Even if she can\’t eat or brush her face, she still looks happy. It\’s not like you, whose appearance affects my mother\’s health.\” Dad: \”Your mother is not in good health. Who else is marrying her?\” And you? \”Daughter: \”Dad, give me that household registration book. I will carry it with me at all times. If a man falls in love with me while walking on the road one day, I can get a marriage certificate with him right away. The opportunity is given to him. For those who are prepared. \”The father is going to kneel down and beg for mercy. 8. The teacher asked me to use \”on one side…and on the other side\” to make a sentence for my daughter: \”Dad is holding mom on the one hand, and Aunt Niu on the other…\” Dad said with a trembling voice: \” Daughter, why don\’t you make up a sentence? Dad knelt down and begged for mercy. 9. The teacher asked my daughter to use the word \”genius\” to make a sentence: \”In order to lose weight, my mother only eats one meal every five days…\” Teacher: Has your mother entered the hibernation period? I have to say that today\’s children are really better than one sentence. It\’s a shocking sentence, but there\’s nothing their parents can do about it. They have no choice but to consider him as their biological child. Hahaha…