The first child in my family is a son, and the second child is a son’s father.

These days, my husband has become the laughing stock of their company. One afternoon, my husband asked me to send him a set of materials for a meeting. I just drove downstairs to his company, and he suddenly jumped out from behind the flowers. He originally wanted to scare me, but he accidentally twisted his foot, twisted it there, grinned, and couldn\’t walk. I really couldn\’t laugh or cry. Looking at the watch, it was almost time to pick up my son. I didn\’t have time to chat with him. I just wanted to send him upstairs quickly. Looking at the distance to the elevator, which was still more than ten meters away, my heart skipped a beat, my teeth gritted, and I was hugged by a princess, so I picked my husband up from the curb. Holding back a strong force, I couldn\’t tolerate his struggle, so I hugged him. Arrive at the elevator. The elevator door opened immediately, and unfortunately, his boss and assistant came out to pick up the customer… Their eyes met, it was embarrassing, the picture was too beautiful to look at! In panic, I threw my husband to the ground, turned around and ran away… My husband felt that he had lost face. When he came home, he started nagging and complaining behind my back. I told my colleagues what had happened, and the married women all expressed sympathy for me, while the unmarried women expressed sympathy for the father and strongly condemned my tomboyish behavior. Others questioned, \”Can you lift a man weighing 180 pounds?\” I protested: Who said I couldn\’t lift him? Are there any differences between married women and men now? The difference may be whether he has a beard or not! When it comes to beard, if I want it to grow, I have a way. He is so capable, courageous, and constantly striving for self-improvement! When I got home after a tiring day, my son was a little unhappy when he saw me, and wanted to comfort me. He deliberately excitedly said that Xiaoyu\’s mother had given birth to a little sister, and he wanted one too. Look at the pleading baby, and then look at the husband who is sitting on the sofa, picking his feet and holding his mobile phone and laughing. A burst of anger spurts out from the Dantian, and he stares: giving birth to a second child? Your mother is not that lucky! From now on, you will love and care for your dad like a younger sister. Basically, it won’t be a big problem! Yes, there is no need for me to have a second child, because my first child is a son, and my second child is my son’s father. Yes, that\’s the order. Sometimes the father is more troublesome than the son! The mothers gathered together to chat, and they all said that the price of food has increased, the price of meat has increased, the price of clothes and shoes has increased, the price of interest classes and houses have also increased, and they really can’t afford a second child even if they want to. \”What do you think is very cheap now that its price has not increased? That\’s right!\” As soon as the words came out, everyone suddenly fell silent. After a while, a word came from nowhere: I think women are getting cheaper and cheaper nowadays. As long as you marry home, one person can work as hard as three people, and you can neither suffer losses nor be cheated… Hahaha, we burst into laughter and nodded in agreement. Picture source: Forbidden City Taobao Think about the women around you. Which one does not go to work during the day to make money to support the family? After work, she coaxes her children to do their hair, and when they have some free time, they wash and rinse… The martial arts can reach the sky to capture the stars and the moon, and the literary talents can splash ink. Kyushu has extremely high production capacity, wear-resistant construction, and extremely low maintenance costs. I wish I could charge it for one hour and have it on standby for a whole year. Compared to his wife who is getting stronger day by day, her husband seems to be on the decline. He was once a master in mathematics, physics, and chemistry, but now he can\’t even pay utility bills or install a safety seat. As a result, his son often says, \”If that doesn\’t work, just call my mother.\” He obviously leads dozens of people in the workplace, but at homeBut he can\’t even take care of his children well. They are either running wild or running wild. I have a best friend who is a stay-at-home mom, raising children and renovating her house at the same time. One person is a home inspector, designer, surveyor, carpenter, mason, plumber and other multiple identities. Proficient in power tools, bathroom installation, furniture assembly and chandelier drilling, she worked hard for three months and transformed into a \”Thunderbolt Girl\”. Finally, she concluded in her circle of friends: For a woman who can decorate herself, divorce will no longer be a deterrent to her. It’s so funny and sad! Even Carina Lau, who has a high IQ and high EQ, complained about her husband Tony Leung Chiu-wai on the show, being a \”hands-off shopkeeper\” at home and being \”super difficult to handle\”. When decorating his home, he packed up a small suitcase and left the house. After Carina Lau finished all the hard and soft furnishings and arranged everything, he came back with a small suitcase, as if nothing had happened. Well, the same world, the same husband. If all the women and men\’s wives in the world were joined hand in hand, they could circle the earth several times. After many years of marriage, for many men, how can they relieve their worries? Only my wife. It was agreed that you would be responsible for making money to support the family, and I would only be responsible for looking beautiful? Of course, there are also men with high consciousness who are willing to share the burden with their wives. To these lesbians, I should express my heartfelt congratulations to you. This fully proves that you have achieved impressive results in the highly sophisticated scientific research project of transforming men. As for the results, they may be varied or a hundred flowers may bloom. The husband of my colleague Xiao Gao once insisted on giving his daughter a haircut. My daughter was also full of expectations and cheered. After all, the male barber has his unique aesthetic advantages. Within two minutes, she heard her daughter screaming and crying. Xiao Gao rushed to the bathroom and looked at his daughter with her hair stuck on her face and her innocent-looking husband holding an electric clipper. The daughter\’s head was clearly divided between the Chu River and the Han Dynasty by the electric clipper! The baby\’s father\’s reason made her almost vomit blood: \”I just want to fix her sideburns. Who would have thought…\” What kind of sideburns should a girl get? ! Are you really raising us as tomboys from childhood? ! It is said that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Looking at it this way, the distance may be even further, probably separated by the entire Milky Way. The childish little heart of a man is sometimes much harder to coax than a child. Many years ago, I read a book written by a female author of Chicken Soup for the Soul. In it, she talked about \”The Art of Controlling Your Husband.\” She said that the secret to maintaining a harmonious relationship with her husband after many years of marriage was to always praise him like a child. As an innocent girl at that time, I got angry and threw the book into the trash can. Now that I have been married for many years, I simply worship that female writer. This is a summary of men’s nature that I have gained through many practical experiences! ​Thinking of my baby’s father, when he occasionally helps his wife to share some housework, he will show a self-satisfied expression begging for praise, likes, and hugs, and he can’t wait for his wife to put a little red flower on him. There is a female colleague who always says \”Husband, you are awesome\” to her husband who helps her take out the garbage downstairs. Oh my god, this is considered to be an obsession with \”the art of controlling husbands\”. Sometimes, when I look at my husband who competes with his children for food and drink and often makes them cry, and his son who cries and complains,I feel like I already have two children and a house full of children and grandchildren in this life, and my heart is really full, not empty at all. My girlfriend became a bride, and the bride became my wife. Finally, I became a Buddha and became a mother. Thinking of a scientific prediction, the genes carried by the male-only Y chromosome are gradually decreasing, and the Y chromosome may disappear, which means that men may become extinct in the next few million years. Although this statement has not yet been proven, many women are already cheering: Hoho, I finally get rid of the lazy and glass-hearted stinky man. From now on, it will be a \”daughter country\” of parthenogenesis. Whether you want to have children or not, you can\’t have them. When it comes to having a second child, it’s all up to you. You can live however you want. Don’t be too free or too perfect! However, once a man really disappears from the world, women will not live too happily! Picture source: Forbidden City Taobao Men and women have loved and killed each other for tens of thousands of years. This friendship and hatred will never be so simple and easy to SAY BYEBYE! After all, millions of years are still too far away, and our trivial lives of daily necessities and daily necessities are still continuing in a desperate manner, chasing after each other, and laughing and laughing. Who doesn’t want to fight for a day and a happy ending? It reminds me of the picture book \”Zhu Family Story\” in which Mrs. Zhu worked too hard and was not understood by her husband and two sons. She finally plucked up the courage to run away from home. Picture source: Picture book \”The Story of the Zhu Family\” As a result, her husband and children, who had no one to take care of them, lived like pigs, and she finally realized her bitterness. Finally, Mrs. Zhu came back quietly by herself and repaired the car that had been broken for a long time. You see, this is our real life. There are 11,000 reasons to complain, but the sun still rises as usual the next day. I also remembered that Carina Lau complained that Tony Leung was difficult and neglectful of her family, but at the same time she was grateful that despite his short stature, he gave her a mountain of spiritual support. Yes, this is our real husband. There are eleven million moments of giving up, but there is always something satisfying that he gives you. Although married life is often dull and cramped, there is always faith to support women and carve out a bright future. As a middle-aged rough woman, I don’t want to lose my country or my country, I just want to give everything I have and live the life I want. Only by loving ourselves well can we be worthy of being as stalwart as men. Well, go with the queens!